Taxi Zum Klo (1980)

In the autobiographical film Taxi zum Klo (1980) aka “Taxi to the Toilet”, Frank Ripploh plays himself: a West Berlin elementary school teacher during the day, and a fun loving, anonymous sex craving playboy at night. FYI: the toilet reference is an allusion to all the dude-on-dude splooging that used to take place in public bathrooms. Cock-upied! Between banging gentlemen in gas station restrooms and interacting with his fellow teachers, Frank develops a serious loving relationship with the handsome, mustachioed movie theater manager Bernd (Bernd Broaderup). Bernd wants to move to the suburbs and live a dull, monogamous life with Frank, while Frank can't imagine leaving the excitement of the big city. Old habits die hard, so soon enough Frank is falling out of love with this boyfriend and into the beds of other guys. What a jerk! As Frank keeps up his perverse hookups, it’s only a matter of time before his sexual orientation become schoolhouse fodder. Banned in Britian for all its graphic gay sex scenes, as one can imagine, with as much ass as Frank is getting there’s plenty of flesh from the frequently fornicating star of the film. Frank gives a fully nude performance throughout the flick, including a scene where a man massages his bare ass, one where he does some pants less aerobics, one where he lets a doctor stick something straight up his butthole, and best of all, a scene of actual anal and oral sex with some lucky dude. Take it from any taxi driver, there's no tip like "just the tip!" There's a sequel where Frank finds a wife to act as his beard, but it's not as much fun as this one. What’s the fare to ride this taxi, because Mr. Man is all in!