Stadtlandliebe (2016)

“Farm living is not the life for me” is the sentiment illustrated in the German comedy Stadtlandliebe (2016). Successful couple Anna (Jessica Schwarz) and Sam (Tom Beck) decide to trade in their high-stress city life for a home in the country, only to realize that sometimes you can’t escape your problems just by relocating. With wacky, distrustful new neighbors and fertility troubles, Anna and Sam must learn how to make their new environment work to their advantage. The greatest advantage of watching this impossible-to-pronounce movie is getting a look at the truly yummy Tom Beck’s thick dick and big ol’ balls plus tons of his butt along with Vladimir Burlakov and Hannes Wegener kissing and Kasem Hoxba baring his cock as an exhibitionist! Holy Stadtlandliebe!