Feeling down this V-Day? Why not lean into it? There are a number of tearjerkers out there that can still get your blood pumping, even if you’re flying solo. You’ll need double the tissues for these downers thanks to their skin-credibly sexy scenes, featuring the likes of Paul Mescal nude, Jake Gyllenhaal nude, Timothée Chalamet nude, Brad Pitt nude, and more unhappy naked hunks. There’s nothing better than a good cry AND a great orgasm!
Aftersun
Irish hottie Paul Mescal earned an Oscar nom for his 2022 portrayal of a struggling father, and you can see his award-worthy booty an hour and fourteen minutes in.
****
Brokeback Mountain
The ending of this acclaimed 2005 gay romance might break you, but not before Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger’s amazing chemistry (and asses!) turn you on!
****
Moonlight
Another Oscar winner, Barry Jenkins’ powerful drama delivers a naughty handjob scene between two young friends that’s bound to keep you up at night.
****
Call Me by Your Name
The King of the Twinks, Timothée Chalamet earned his title thanks to this heartbreaker from Luca Guadagnino where he has a torrid fling with Armie Hammer, that unfortunately, doesn’t last past one sexy summer in Tuscany.
****
Legends of the Fall
You know anything during World War I is going to be sad, but don’t let that deter you from seeing Brad Pitt in his prime baring his beautiful buns.
****
Pieces of a Woman
This one deals with the aftermath of losing a baby, but at one point the couple attempts to make another one and we get to see Shia LaBeouf’s LaBeef when he goes bottomless.
**** Is this sacreligious? Maybe. But the truth is we do see Liam Neeson’s nether cheeks in this captivating Holocaust drama and they’re definitely on our list of Hottest Asses of the 90s. ****
Schindler’s List
