Teeth (2007)

Want to know why Mr. Man stays away from the lady clam? Okay, if we're being honest, it has nothing to do with the mythical genetic disease known as "Vagina Dentata," but after watching the cha-cha with chompers flick Teeth (2007), his decision sure felt like a smart one. Teeth is a horror film that breathes new life to the myth of a hoo-ha with teeth inside that will clamp down on a fella's frank during intercourse. Dawn O'Keefe (Jess Weixler) is a Christian teen saving herself for marriage that gets attacked by a classmate who won't take no for an answer (Hale Appleman). She hits her head on a rock before she can scream for help, but even if she can't fight, she can bite! Yes, Dawn's pink taco has a set of molars that chomp down on his dick. After some sexpirementation, she realizes that the teeth only come out when she doesn't want the dick she's getting. Once she's got a taste for tooth-based vengeance, Dawn becomes a teen vigilante taking out any dude who violently tries to get into her panties! Talk about taking a bite out of crime! Unfortunately, men like John Hensley and Hale Appleman learn the "No means no" lesson the hard way. Both of these shirtless, sexy hotties have sex scenes that do not end according to plan. That's right - they get bit! Ashley Springer makes it out unscathed during his ass-tastic sex scene, but sadly that doesn't last long. When his chick is riding his dick, his cell phone rings and it is revealed that he made a bet that he could deflower the toothy girl. He really shouldn't have said that because it ends...well...exactly how you think. That bites for them, but at least we got to see some buns in Teeth!