The Choirboys (1977)

We love a Choirboy toy! The Choirboys is a raunchy 1977 cop comedy that isn't afraid to "go there." And by "go there" we mean deliver some grade-A dudity! This flick comes from the creative mind of director Robert Aldrich, who famously helmed What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? The Choirboys follows a ragtag group of cops who find themselves in about as much trouble as the perps they attempt to bust. They get up to all sorts of '70s hijinx (some of which don't hold up to our current cultural standards) but one such foolish act lands them in hot water. You see, the group of cops go too far with a gay man in the park and shoot and kill him. Ruh roh! So the group of cops comes up with an elaborate scheme to cover their tracks and save their hides. Speaking of their hides, The Choirboys isn't afraid to show off some skin from these fine fellas. Don Stroud embodies retro daddy cuteness when he strips down to his thin white boxers in front of the mirror. But Tim McIntire really takes the cake, cake, cake here. He emerges from a lake bottomless with his awesome ass on full display. A dripping wet man in just a leather jacket? Sign us up! After emerging from the lake, Tim is tied to a tree, which really gets our kinky fantasies going. From the (questionably) hilarious plot to the sexy men, The Choirboys will have you singing the high notes!