Joe (1970)

Want to know how much America has changed since the 70's? Take a look at the dark comedy about some fed up white dudes going on a shooting spree, Joe (1970). Directed by John G. Avildsen, the film tells the story of advertising executive/not a vampire for all you True Blood fans, Bill Compton (Dennis Compton). He's a wealthy businessman who confronts his teen daughter’s (Susan Sarandon) junkie, drug-dealing boyfriend (Patrick McDermott) about screwing his daughter and getting her high. During an argument, a fight breaks out and Bill kills the boyfriend. Panic-stricken, he ends up in a bar where he meets a man named Joe (Peter Boyle) who hates hippies, druggies, minorities, and pretty much everyone that's not like him. The pair become fast friends, then decide they should become a vigilante team sweeping the streets of all the hippies, culminating in them heading to an upstate New York commune and committing a giant mass shooting that leaves all the hippies dead. Yes, this one's a comedy that ends in a mass shooting, though some movie historians note that the combination of the wealthy businessman and the patriotic blue-collar worker fighting against the young hippies, signals what the GOP would turn into in the decades to come. Peter Boyle is said to have sworn off making violent movies because audiences weren't horrified by his character's actions in this one. Mr. Man was pretty far from horrified when Peter shows his bare ass as he walks out of a room with a woman he is hooking up with, as well as when we get a look at his hairy chest and bare ass when he gets out of bed after they do it. That meaty bod is so hot it makes our sweat boil! Meanwhile, as the drug dealer corrupting the youth, Patrick McDermott is joined in the bath by a woman. As they argue he gets out of the tub showing his fit upper body and tight ass while he dries off and gets dressed. Now that's the type of bod our dick can get addicted to! Forget the politics, those scenes will make you wanna blow the dudes in Joe!