TheBarbie trailer dropped last week and people seemed surprised at how funny, campy, and sexy the movie appears to be. I don't know why anyone is surprised! Greta Gerwig directed this film which was written by her and her partner Noah Baumbach. Those are two talented people with a sense of humor! Plus, what else are you going to do with Margot Robbie as Barbie?!
I, for one, am extremely excited for this movie. The cast is incredible and incredibly hot. I didn't realize that all of the movies Kens would be mostly shirtless in the movie. The trailer reminded me that these guys will be shirtless or wearing tight short-shorts. Honey, this is about to be a gay classic!
Ryan Gosling
Ryan is going to play the Main Ken in the movie and I am so happy to watch Ryan go back to a charming, funny role. He is SO versatile and I feel like he's really milked extra dramatic roles in the past decade. Let's see him be adorkable! Let's also see him nude. Please???
He did show his ass in one of his bleakest roles in Blue Valentine. My god, what an ass this is!
Michael Cera
Michael Cera had so many Millennials falling to their knees. Well, he's here to make us all swoon again! He showed his ass ten years ago in This is the End. Let's hope that that scene was not the end of Michael's nudity.
Simu Liu
He is most famous for playing the star in the action film Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings. Will we see his cock ring in the Barbie movie? I am very hopeful because Simu is seriously sexy.
Will Ferrell
Funnyman Will Ferrell is good for a guaranteed laugh. There is no doubt that he will have us all doubling over with laughter in the movie theater when we all inevitably check out this film on opening weekend (promise me you will!). Will is also very good at going nude. He enjoys showing his ass whenever he can! He showed his buns in Get Hard and, well, we did what the title told us to do.
Ncuti Gatwa
Ncuti Gatwa is SO hot right now. From Sex Education to Doctor Who, Ncuti is the cutie whose booty we are dying to see. He has some tease-worthy gay makeout scenes with Barbie co-star Connor Swindells. Can we swindle him into some nudity in Barbie? That would be a Barbie dream come true!
Kingsley Ben-Adir
Kinglsey is looking as hot as a king, but this guy has yet to show us his royal rump. He did go shirtless in The OA which certainly was tempting. Look at how sexy Ben-Adir looks with his skin out in the open air!
Connor Swindells
Connor made us all fall for him when he showed a prosthetic penis in Sex Education. However, he recently went nude for real in SAS: Rogue Heroes in which he had us saluting him like a hero for showing his ass. Well, we gave him a pants salute. That's good enough, right?
Have you not seen the trailer yet? What's wrong with you?! Watch the trailer for the soon-to-be camp classic here:
