The west gets really wild in the action flick The Last Rites of Ransom Pride (2010). Juliette Flowers (Lizzy Caplan) unexpectedly finds herself on a mission: to recover the body of her outlaw lover, Ransom Pride (Scott Speedman), and bring it back to Texas. It seems as though the titular character got himself shot dead in the streets of Mexico. With the assistance from some Siamese twins, a shotgun-blazing little dude (Peter Dinklage), and Ransom’s younger brother Champ (Jon Foster), Juliette leaves a trail of blood behind as she attempts to honor the oath of her late lover. Jason Priestley will leave a tingling feeling in your loins when you catch a glimpse of his impressive ass while he’s jerking off to some old-timey porn. Can we lend you a hand, Jason?