The Russian Bride (2019)

The Russian Bride (2019) provides an interesting new twist on the whole mail-order bride nightmare. Typically, these films will involve a mild-mannered man finding his life under siege when a poorly vetted woman comes from another country to bleed him dry, but this flick reverses the trend and makes the bleeding literal! In this horror flick, Russian beauty Nina (Oksana Orlan) travels with her pre-teen daughter Dasha (Kristina Pimenova) to America so she can be a bride to reclusive billionaire Karl (Corbin Bernsen). Karl is a well-respected member of the community with an enormous estate in the middle of nowhere, where the nearest neighbor twenty miles away. What at first seems like a dream come true for the woman and her daughter who had been living in abject poverty turns into a living nightmare when they discover that Karl is a real-deal psychopath. He's got an entire wing of the house he won't let them near, a previous marriage he didn't feel the need to tell Dasha about, and a wild drug habit he's been rather successfully hiding. When it becomes clear what's really going on, soon enough Dasha is in a fight for survival with her hubby from Hell! Thankfully the film's skin comes before things get too harrowing, so you can check out right after the 18-minute mark when Corbin Bernsen stands nude in front of his blushing bride, baring his ageless ass as he gets oral from her on a couch! Is there somewhere we can get a male order DILF like that? We would've liked it if that scene was a few minutes longer, since after spending time staring at Corbin's keister, Mr. Man was in no rush to see the rest of The Russian Bride!