This Girl's Life (2003)

There’s nothing half ash about This Girl’s Life (2003) since Ash (Ashley Louis Baron-Cohen) wrote, directed and co-produced the film. Not to be confused with the sitcom The Girl’s Guide to Depravity (2012-2013), the indie drama features Ioan Gruffudd, Isaiah Washington, Rosario Dawson, Sung-Hi Lee, Tomas Arana, and the movie debut of Juliette Marquis. She plays Moon, an adult film star who must care for her father (James Woods) who has Parkinson’s disease. Looking after an ailing parent is hard on its own, but the situation becomes even more complicated when the house is set up to accommodate an internet porn career. If that’s not challenging enough, Moon must fight off a married man named Terry (Michael Rapaport) who tries to do her physical harm. Meanwhile, Moon’s suitor Kip (Kip Pardue) is having trouble opening up to her due to the fact that she has sex on camera for money. Talk about an occupational hazard! Perhaps the shy guy was put off by the fact that Moon must choose a sexual partner out of a lineup of well-endowed dudes who go full frontal. Just seven minutes into the pic, ebony eyeful DB (Brian White), silver fox Basil (Don Sheehan), handsome hunk Marco (Sean Douglas) and another unnamed stud lose their undies to bare their pecs, balls and dicks in the hopes of being cast in a skin flick. When Mr. Sheehan flashes his ass at the end of the clip, he proves age is just a number. And we’re hoping it’s 69!