Tony Cavalero looks like one of those handsome dudes you undressed with your eyes while taking notes in one of your freshman college classes. The stocky, brown haired actor, comedian, and writer was a lax bro at the Virginia Military Institute before heading to Hollywood and trying to make it in showbiz. A longtime performer at The Groundlings, Tony C was in a bunch of B movies before hitting the TV world as Teddy Kavanagh on Kickin' It, and Cronut Craig on 2 Broke Girls, but really broke...
Tony Cavalero looks like one of those handsome dudes you undressed with your eyes while taking notes in one of your freshman college classes. The stocky, brown haired actor, comedian, and writer was a lax bro at the Virginia Military Institute before heading to Hollywood and trying to make it in showbiz. A longtime performer at The Groundlings, Tony C was in a bunch of B movies before hitting the TV world as Teddy Kavanagh on Kickin' It, and Cronut Craig on 2 Broke Girls, but really broke through when he landed the recurring role as the show tune loving Stanley Watts on the CW's Hart of Dixie. Since in our hearts, we wanted to see-dick, we were so lucky that he brought his frat boy-looking hotness to the horror comedy flick Ghost Team One (2013). We got a healthy dose of Tony’s Speedo-clad physique in one scene, and the sexy dude went a bit further by getting in touch with his kinky side by flashing his mangina in an awkwardly hot moment. Tony, who we'd love to be under the covers with, popped up in a few episodes of Zendaya's Disney Channel hit K.C. Undercover, and took over Jack Black's signature role as Dewy Finn on Nickelodeon's School of Rock, but ditched the kiddie stuff to play Ozzy Osbourne in the Motley Crue biopic The Dirt (2019). Speaking of dirty, we see the Ozz man offer some old lady a dollar out of his buttcrack, which he likens to a piggy bank. We'd run a crazy train on that caboose! It's a bit obnoxious, but we appreciated the view. Then he starts snorting pee off the ground, which is too far, even for us. While he's likely best known for playing the mulleted former Satanist Keefe Chambers on HBO's evangelical comedy The Righteous Gemstones, Tony's last bit of sexiness came in the rom-com We Broke Up (2021), when we saw him having a shirtless chicken fight in the pool, before kissing his partner William Jackson Harper, even though their team lost. It's always a win seeing him shirtless. Ever since we saw Mr. Cavalero on School of Rock we've wanted his cock. We'd ride Tony like a pony!
