Delicious Danish dude Ulrich Thomsen has had quite the career on television and the big screen, mostly in Europe though he's popped up in American stuff from time to time. And whenever he pops up in our screen, something pops up in our pants! A Danish National School of Theatre and Contemporary Dance graduate, he made his acting debut alongside a very young Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, AKA Jaime Lannister, in the TV movie Slaget pa taksken (1993), then moved on to reteam with Nikolaj in Nattevagten (1994), which means "Nightwatch." We’d love to spend the night watching the two of them! The hunky, handsome actor kept his clothes on but looked amazingly attractive in films like Portland (1996), Royal Blues (1997), and as Elektra King's head of security Sasha Davidov in the The World is Not Enough (1999). Since we were bonding with the babe in the Bond flick, we were very happy to hear our impatient wait for some skin was finally over when Ulrich showed his butt and balls in the Sean Penn led crime drama The Weight of Water (2000). Ulrich takes his clothes off with his back facing the camera in the flick, and while taking them off, we get a bit of balls if you look closely enough. Which we're sure you will. That nude scene has us thirsty for more! On the boob tube, the delight from Denmark appeared in a 2001 episode of Alias, then heated up the TV mini-dramas The Virgin Queen, The Company, and The Left Wing Gang. After playing the Russian presidents Mikhail Belicoff in Hitman (2007), Eckhardt in Nicolas Cage's Season of the Witch (2011), Dr. Sander Halvorson in The Thing (2011) and appearing as Mr. X on an episode of Fringe, Ulrich landed the role of law breaking businessman Kai Proctor on the Amish country set drama Banshee. Ulrich lost his shirt while banging a chick on the skin-filled Cinemax show, and even flashed ass while strolling around his bedroom naked. But Ulrich's best work by far is in The Commune (2016), a seventies set Danish commune flick where Ulrich and the crew go full frontal while skinny dipping, then we watch him on a missionary mission as he bangs a blonde woman. Seeing that sexy Eurobod will make this one a cult classic! These days you can catch him in Shining Girls, Elizabeth Moss' murder drama on Apple TV. Here's hoping Ulrich Thomsen isn't done enriching out lives with his body!