X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)

The third film in the second X-Men trilogy—still with me?—X-Men: Apocalypse (2016) brings the First Class trilogy to a close in spectacular fashion! Oscar Isaac plays the titular villain, looking for a showdown with the heroes as he awakens from a several thousand year slumber to find mutants marginalized in the modern world. Apocalypse soon rounds up a cadre of mutants looking for vengeance, like Michael Fassbender's Magneto, and puts them on a collision course with Professor X (James McAvoy) and his gifted band of mutant superheroes. Sadly there's no nudity in this flick, despite the fact that these films are normally a glorified vehicle for Hugh Jackman's ass! Jackman does show up in a cameo wearing nothing but a loincloth, and both Oscar Isaac and Ben Hardy go shirtless during the course of the film's epic two and a half hour running time! Too bad these guys didn't ring in the A-cock-alypse!