With a problematic past, high school dropout Gary Oldman seemed destined to join the ranks of London’s disaffected working class. But young Mr. Oldman’s trajectory changed when he saw Malcolm McDowell in The Raging Moon (1971) and realized he could be a movie star too! Indeed, the British babe got more than our moons raging with his penetrating… stare. This is especially true when it comes to Prick Up Your Ears (1987). The biopic about playwright Joe Orton shows off the nudecomer’s chest as well as his same-sex preferences for Alfred Molina. If that’s not erotic enough, we also get to see Gary’s butt and balls! The same can be said of his revealing role in Criminal Law (1987) which includes views of his criminally sexy peen! The skintastic actor also flashed his abs, ass and sack in Track 29 (1988). Next came seductive stints in Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992) and True Romance (1993). Since then, Gary displayed his derrière in Romeo is Bleeding (1993) and Hannibal (2001). In between, he (and every inch of his body) could be seen in Chattahoochee (1989) and The Scarlet Letter (1995). Of course, Oldman is best known for biopics. He played Lee Harvey Oswald in JFK (1991), Beethoven in Immortal Beloved (1994), Herman J. Mankiewicz in Mank (2020), and won an Oscar for his portrayal of Winston Churchill in Darkest Hour (2017). As punk rocker Sid Vicious in Sid and Nancy (1986), the topless hottie donned a dog collar. We’d love to fetch Gary’s bone!