A Classic Horror Story (2021)

A Classic Horror Story (2021) is a really good title for what unfolds in this movie because it truly is a classic horror story. This horrifying film directed by Paolo Strippoli and Roberto De Feo follows a group of strangers who are all traveling through southern Italy. They are all carpooling in a motorhome and at night they swerve to avoid a dead animal in the street which leads to them hitting a tree in the woods. They all get stranded in the woods now that the motorhome is out of commission and that is where the real horror begins. They find a wooden house in the middle of the woods - bad! first mistake! run! - and decide to hang out there for a night. Again, bad idea, but this is a horror movie so the bad idea needs to happen in order for the movie to actually happen at all. This horrifying story brings all of the classic horror elements to play in one modern movie with ghosts, blood, violence, and more. English ginger hottie Will Merrick makes serious moves when he is naked in this movie. He plays Mark in the movie and has a scene where he winds up showing us his pale peach. He stands nude in a TikTok-style video on a phone that starts out from the front with his hands covering his crotch. Then he turns around and reveals his tan-lined tush and long legs. There is nothing horrifying about this classically handsome young man.