Antares (2004)

A super sexually explicit flick that's supposedly a giant metaphor about Austria's immigration issues, Antares (2004) was Austria's submission for "Best Foreign Language Film" at the Oscars, despite critics not exactly loving it. The film centers around three groups living and loving in a singular housing projects in the suburbs of Vienna. Eva (Petra Morze) is a bored housewife working as a nurse who is sick of her boring hubby Alfred (Harry Prinz) and her angsty, ungrateful daughter Iris (Xenia Ferchner), so she starts an affair with a mysterious traveling salesman named Tomasz (Andreas Patton). Meanwhile, Sonja (Susanne Wuest) is pretending to be preggers to keep her man Marco (Dennis Cubic) around, despite him cheating on her with single mom Nicola (Martina Zinner). Last but not least is Nicola herself, who is being stalked by her abusive ex Alex (Andreas Kiendl). Eventually all these worlds will collide, but not before we get a tremendous amount of sexual cinema. Andreas Kiendl will kindly strip down and shows his shaft in the shower, though he unfortunately doesn't appear to be alive the next time we see him naked. RIP, you weren't exactly ripped but you had a huge rod. Andreas Patton is the seductive salesman with a penchant for sex photos, and he gets it on with the nurse in a very realistic sex scene. We even get the rare shot of an erect cock before the blonde hops on top of him and goes for a ride! Eva is loving having him in her beava! Finally, after we've studied every cubic inch of Andreas' body, Dennis Cubic shows up as the philandering boyfriend, who bares his butt before banging his girlfriend. This foreign drama tells the story of fate, fornication, and fellatio, and you'll be having a lot of fun with yourself long before it's over! Named after the star in the constellation Scorpius, Antares will have you dying to score a dude like those fellas!