The French crime-adventure Arsène Lupin (2004) follows the titular character (Romain Duris) from his necklace-stealing childhood, through the death of his thieving father, and into his later years when he crosses paths with Joséphine, the Countess of Cagliostro (Kristin Scott Thomas), a strange lady who leads him to believe that she is immortal and employs the use of a hypnotic drug to enslave people. It looks like the criminal apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, and Arsène prides himself on being a master thief and pickpocket. He’s going to have to use his thieving skills to gather three crucifixes to unfold the mystery of a lost treasure, before Joséphine and a secret society beat him to it. There’s no secret that Romain Duris is hot, and he proves it by showing off his butt and penis as he jumps out of bed in a rush. What’s your hurry, Romain?