If you grew up during the mid-nineties, you inevitably fell in love with the bad boy of Beverly Hills, 90210, Brian Austin Green. After all, who could resist the hip hop hunky hymen breaking David Silver? A real life graduate of North Hollywood High School, Brian got his our dirty thoughts going by playing Brian Cunningham on the CBS soap Knots Landing. While he ruled the Peach Pit as the funky dancing panty dropper who set the gold standard when it came to teen bad boys for a full decade, 1990-2000, Brian didn't stop there. Aside from an ill advised rap career and a well publicized marriage to and breakup with Megan Fox, Brian's mainly been chasing the level of success he had in the 90's. As much as we enjoyed seeing his ass in the gay boxer drama Cock & Bull Story (2003), it was kind of bull that we didn't get any cock. Brian teamed with fellow former teen dream Freddie Prinze Jr. as on the short lives ABC sitcom Freddie, then moved on to playing Kyle's older brother Derek Reese on Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. Most successfully, Brain played Chris David, who blessed us with a look at his awesome physique on the FX comedy series Anger Management. The only thing Brian will have you managing is your raging erection seeing him lounging around in his boxers and shucking his shirt for some sexual relations. We're green with envy seeing that woman with Austin all up in her! In 2014 we saw his ass in motion while giving some girl his wood in a log cabin in Don't Blink (2014). Rustic rug sex is kind of our kink! After a long run as Bree's former contractor boyfriend Keith Watson on Desperate Housewives, just when we thought we were done with David Silver, along came BH90210. Granted, Brian was sort of playing himself playing David Silver again, but we still enjoyed seeing him canoodle in a towel, and strip down to put out a fire before making out with Tori Spelling. We don't have to spell out for you what it had us doing to ourselves. Most recently Brian's been playing the van lifer Jeff on The Conners. If that van's a rockin, don't come a knockin! We're always down to knock boots with Brian Austin Green!