Brooklyn-born, Queens raised comedian Christian Distefano is the kind of rugged man's man that will have you thinking all kinds of not very Christian thoughts. While he's known as a comedian and podcaster these days, Christian not only used to be a licensed physical therapist but was a serious baller who is even in the St. Joseph's athletic hall of fame. We're huge fans of balls but not of basketball here at Skin Central, so we're not sure what D3 means. Just like in the bedroom, we assume three D's are better than one! Nit that we wouldn't settle for going solo with Distefano's big D! Likely best known for his appearances on shows like MTV's Guy Code, Girl Code and Guy Court, as well as his standup specials like Christian Distefano: Size 38 Waist and Chris Distefano: Speshy Weshy, the very handsome comedian has now become a very handsome actor in addition, starting with a regular role on the 2015 IFC comedy series Benders. Chris, whose dad was a serious mobster plays Anthony Purcello, one of several hockey obsessed guy friends the series focuses on. In an early episode, the character and those guy friends of his are drinking heavily and having fun at a bar when they all take their shirts off, letting Chris show off his impressive body. One look at it and we'd happily bend over for that Bender star! Later in the first season, he’s got nothing on save for a towel over his package as he gets a handjob from a masseuse, giving us an even better look at his figure. She's an old lady with an eyepatch, so if Christian wants a youngin to do the tuggin for free, we'd be happy to fill in and help with the spillin! It looks like Christian hasn't fully committed to acting, since he's only doing occasional episodes of stuff like That Damn Michael Che and Life & Beth. If he's not gonna show the bod on a pod, then we're gonna need him to do more movies and TV shows. We can't say no to another look at Christian Distefano!
