Das goldene Ufer (2015)

Set in nineteenth-century Germany, the romantic boob tube movie Das goldene Ufer (2015) follows Walhter Fichtner (Volker Bach) and Gisela (Mirian Stein), two servants (and lovers) working on the estate of the Earl of Rennitz (Walter Sittler) and his wife Countess Elfreda (Ulrike Folkerts). Because of their birthrights, the two are expected to live a life in bondage and servitude, something Gisela refuses to accept. It’s up to her to convince Walhter that a better life exists for them, but they must take life by the proverbial horns if they want to rise above their predestined lives. Sounds like a real yawner, right? Well, Volker Bach attempts to improve the flick by teasing a look at his dink and butt while being spied upon by a couple of chicks. Get a good look, ladies?