No one wants to hassle the hoff! That is, in an aggressive sort of way; who wouldn’t want to hassle David Hasselhoff between the sheets? Making his big lime-light debut via the cheesy 70’s comedy flick Revenge of The Cheerleaders (1976), it’s pretty safe to say that within the 40 plus years that he’s spent within the entertainment sector, David Hasselhoff has become a household name. But while the youngins might know him as a bit of a punchline, Mr. Man remembers when his beach bod packed a punch that would put your panties in a bunch. As in, bunched up and tossed on the ground. Originally from Baltimore, Maryland, David was destined for fame from a very young age. He began his quest towards hitting the big time by taking acting, dancing, and singing at the age of 7. Although he grew up as a shy, lanky kid, he turned into a spank banky man, starting with his full frontal role in Revenge of the Cheerleaders (1976). It's a coed shower turned bubble party, where we see David's dong in a blink and you miss it cock cameo. In 1982 he started talking to a car in Knight Rider, then went shirtless with horror legend Linda Blair in Witchery (1988). But in 1989, David became a megastar when he landed the role of lifeguard Mitch Buchannon on Baywatch. While the red suited ladies became megastars, so did the Hoff. We wanted to fake drowning, while David was drowning in pussy! Although Baywatch was surely the beginning of David’s quest for drool worthy on-screen action, we’ve since seen plenty of hot and steamy footage of this hunky muscle baring stud! Other than helping bring down the Berlin Wall by becoming a genuine pop star in Deutschland, and an unfortunate viral moment drunkenly chowing down on pizza while lying on the floor, David's been making some fun cameos as himself in stuff like Hop (2011), Piranha 3DD (2012), Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017) and on Spongebob Squarepants. But when Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson tried to step into his board shorts, you knew the Hoff was going to reprise his most famous role. Yes, in Baywatch (2017) David shows he still has that hairy, tan chest in good enough shape to save beach goers even if it's not as cut as The Rock's. While in Killing Hasselhoff we get to see him in a pair of Germany flavored Speedos, we're still holding out hope for another nude scene. Take it off Hasselhoff!
