Truth be told, we get why cows are revered by some cultures... Loyal pet friends, a seemingly endless supply of milk, can clear an acre of land just by chewing, AND they can pull a plow. For a wayward and incredibly skilled chef from the east, heading to the old west in the 1820s seems like it could be a fresh start or even just a better way for him to continue to be more of a loner, so he goes to Oregon. Along his perilous journey, he bands together with some fur-trappers to make the trip better and safer, but the only true person he connects with along the way is a Chinese immigrant, King-Lu (Orion Lee). As the two men grow closer with their friendship, they decide that the best way for them to make their fortune in Oregon is to depend on their skills, mostly with Cookie (John Magaro) making food for the locals at camp. So these two wayward men soon find themselves dependent on the First Cow in the territory, and soon learn that they aren't a duo, but a trio, including their beloved milk cow, who has now taken on the actual job of being the "cash cow" for them! It's an original take on the classic old west story of people heading out west to strike it rich, only to find themselves striking it rich in a different way. Along the way, we get to see Orion Lee's world class ass in a night time nude scene in the woods and it's enough for you to want to pull up stakes and head out west yourself! There's buns up in dem hills! Cheeks big as your fist!