We doubt a hilarious hottie like Jorma Taccone is ever lonely in real life, but he's one of the hilarious trio called The Lonely Island, who took Saturday Night Live by storm with their instantly viral music videos like “Dick in a Box”, “I’m on a Boat”, and “Jizz in My Pants”. The child of the Berkeley Repertory Theatre's artistic director, Jorma first met Andy Samberg and Akiva Schaffer in junior high, then after college they hit it big on the internet and soon found themselves making stuff for Saturday Night Live starting in 2005. While Andy Samberg, as the only featured player, became the group's biggest star, Akiva went on to direct his buddy and play a small role in Hot Rod (2007), join Will Ferrell as Chaka in Land of the Lost (2009), play the cocky artist Booth Jonathan on Girls, and make a very sexual cameo as a male cheerleader in Grown Ups 2 (2013). The joke is that the cheerleaders, including a ton of SNL alumni, are male cheerleaders doing a sexy "cheerleader car wash." At one point, they even hold Jorma up and use his ass to wash the windows. What a view! He can clean our rims and buff our bumper anytime he wants to! Jorma moved on to play "Paws" tee shirt wearer Roscoe Santangelo on Parks and Recreation, then directed and had a prominent role as the former Styleboyz bandmate of Andy Samberg in Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (2016). He created the TV show MacGruber, but most recently, Jorma is set to voice The Vulture in what's sure to be a huge hit, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023). Keep tickling our funny bone, Jorma Taccone!
