Legionnaire (1998)

Originally pitched as a comedy that Jean-Claude Van Damme thought John Candy could join him in, Legionnaire (1998) ended up an action flick about a boxer who joins The French Foreign Legion after refusing to throw a fight. But don't worry, even without John there's plenty of eye candy! It's 1925 and Alain Lefevre (Jean-Claude Van Damme) refuses to throw a fight for mobster Lucien Galgani (Jim Carter). Lucien doesn't appreciate that, so once the fight's over he kidnaps Alain's girlfriend (Ana Sofrenovic) and tries to kill Alain. With nowhere to run, Lefevre joins the famously fugitive friendly French Foreign Legion and adopts a new name. Unsurprisingly, life doesn’t get easier in the service -- he is shipped to North Africa, where instead of dodging mafiosos, he’s fighting bloodthirsty guerillas and sidestepping a violent senior officer (Nicholas Farrell) testing him at every moment. But it's not long before Galgani's men realize where Alain's been hiding and decide they can go kill him in North Africa. Now, Alain is fighting on two fronts as he's attacked by both the mobsters and guerillas. But on top of his hardbody and fantastic flexibility, he has a bunch of Legion buddies who aren't going to let some mafioso take out their friend. Add Mr. Man to the legion of fans who can't get enough of JCVD's buns after Jean-Claude flashes the bod during a giant shower scene. Before LOST and Oz, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, also shows off his fantastic ass along with a gaggle of uncredited nude dudes! He's a super jacked soldier who makes all the other men look scrawny with his giant muscles. Have any men looked hotter standing under running water? JCVD & AAA also shows off their phenomenal physiques when washing their clothes without their shirts on, and a boxing scene gives us more shirtless JCVD and Joe Montana—not that one! Legionnaire is so sexy it's unfair!