Loverboy (2005)

The art house drama Loverboy (2005) is stuffed with more Bacon than a fat man's plate at a free Continental breakfast. Directed by Kevin Bacon, starring his wife Kyra Sedgwick, with music from his brother Michael Bacon, and marking the film debut of Kevin's daughter Sosie Bacon, the film centers around an obsessively possessive mother telling her son his life story. Emily Stoll (Kyra Sedgwick) wanted to be a mother her entire life but struggled to conceive until she traveled the country banging random dudes to see if any had the right stuff for her muff. Eventually, she'll get pregnant by a man she met at a hotel named Paul (Campbell Scott). She'll name her son after him but takes to calling him Loverboy (Spencer Treat Clark) instead. Her obsession with him and over-the-top possessiveness know no bounds, and the measures she’ll take to keep her son all to herself take the idea of a meddling mom to uncharted territory. He won't go to school so he can spend all day with her, she refuses to let him have a friend never mind a girlfriend, and she even tries to end her life alongside him so they can be together forever. Just like the genetic bouillabaisse that created “Loverboy” the man skin in this movie is a rich mix of multiple parts. During her couplings, the woman’s partners are a muscular mix of chiseled chests, sculpted shoulders and broad backs. There are a few brief butt shots, but no full-on fun. Some of the boys we really loved to look at were Eric Schneider, the tight bodied college boy in some teeny tiny shorts, Andrew Polk as a hairy chested nerd we see in his undies, and Nick Gregory as a spectacled dude we see doing Kyra in the library. But the sexiest man is undoubtedly Kevin Bacon, who sizzles when him and Kyra lie in a bubble bath together. If you love boys, like us, you'll love the fellas in Loverboy!