Weird Science (1985)

Back in the 1980's high-school chemistry class was a place of dreams. Strapping boys on the verge of manhood attempted to concentrate upon the experiments on hand, but their minds insisted upon drifting off to higher considerations, to the hypothesis presented by Weird Science (1985). In this, the most-lowbrow of director John Hughes’s high-school flicks, two geek pals (Anthony Michael Hall and Ilan Mitchell-Smith) change their lives and shape the fantasies of nerds worldwide by creating a physically perfect woman using little more than a pair of computers and adolescent ingenuity. When the horny duo uses their computer skills and chemistry sets to create Lisa (Kelly LeBrock), not even they could imagine she'd be infused with the ability to conjure cool stuff with her fingertips. While they thought she'd be their sex-toy, instead she becomes a mentor who teaches the boys how to be cool, how to deal with bullies and D-Bag brothers like Chet (Bill Paxton), and how to land some flesh and blood hotties of their own. In the end, the heroes of Weird Science will go on to learn valuable life lessons, mature, and snag age-appropriate girlfriends on their own without any high-tech hocus-pocus. The best sight in this science movie is when Bill Paxton and Ilan Mitchell-Smith both show flashes of their bombastic buns, and there’s nothing weird about it at all! Ilan is walking around the kitchen in a tight pair of blue panties, while Bill's in just a towel. After pelting him with tons of older brother insults, Bill Paxton takes off his towel and shows us his tight but quite white buns! How can Mr. Man download a dude with an ass like the one Bill Paxton was flashing in Weird Science?