The Best Film and TV Nudity of 2016

Best Picture

Karl Glusman’s ever present hard on made this an easy one to pick for Best Picture. Film Provocateur Gaspar Noé’s Love 3D is an artful exploration of sex and relationships, and thankfully he chose the gorgeous, toned, and brown-eyed Glusman as his leading man. 3D’s one D is erect in multiple scenes, and Karl goes the extra mile with hot real life cum shots. What’s not to love?

Best Television Show

Netflix original series Sense8 comes to us from the creative minds of The Wachowskis, and happened to read our minds by giving us the year’s hottest television show. Max Riemelt’s uncut cum cannon makes multiple appearances while Miguel Ángel Silvestre’s Sense8tional seat meat makes an appearance when he goes anal with Alfonso Herrera. Throw in a steamy queer-filled orgy and you get one amazing show.

Best Gay Scene
Ben Whishaw, Edward Holcroft

Out and proud Brit babe Ben Whishaw proved his acting chops as Q in the Daniel Craig James Bond flicks, and with his steamy gay scene in London Spy shows he does a bang up job on television as well. The ample anal exploration brought panting, hole pounding man on man sexiness, and showcased Ben’s truly gorgeous plump ass. Speaking of slots, the show’s prime time slot on BBC brought controversy overseas as some couldn’t handle the hotness.

Best Butt
Dwayne Johnson

2015 was the year of the beautiful bare butt, but it was Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s bountiful backside that got the country talking. The wrestler’s heavyweight hams made an unforgettable appearance during some office sex in Ballers, leaving us slack jawed. If his front matches his back, that’ll come in handy.

Best Frontal
Jonny Beauchamp

Male nudity in television and movies is more common than ever, though it’s rarely the sole focus of a scene. Johnny Beauchamp’s unforgettable shot in Penny Dreadful is an undeniable celebration of the male form. His slow reveal of hot bod and then rod as he drops his robe is meant to shock and titillate, and it doesn’t hurt that Beauchamp sports a mouthwatering member.

Celebrity Nude Debut
Cheyenne Jackson

American Horror Story producer Ryan Murphy is never one to shy away from the dudity, so when Cheyenne Jackson signed on for 2015’s Hotel we were hoping for some long awaited peeks. Little did we know the peaches of Cheyenne would get a clear, lengthy appearance while the buck naked actor lounges with the Lady herself.

Best Nudecomer
Joaquín Ferreira

Club de Cuervos made the news in 2015 for being Netflix’s first Spanish language original series. The sexy locker room scenes delivered with the dong, but what had fans’ hands going south of their borders was the uncut thigh slapper from caliente nudecomer Joaquín Ferreira. Joaquín’s scene-stealing peen helped make him an easy choice for the year’s Best Nudecomer!

Best Dick Dive
Will Ferrell

Will, you’re doing it all wrong! Will Ferrell’s willingness to go nose to nozzle for the sake of humor in the comedy Get Hard caught our attention in 2015. The thick dong that wasn’t privileged to the inside of Will’s mouth, however, is the real winner of this hilarious scene.

Best Finger in the Booty
Jack Matthews

We’d offer to give Drown star Jack Matthews a hand, but it looks like he already has things covered! With his blonde hair, twinkling green eyes, and sexy athletic bod a nude Matthews steals the show in the gay Australian drama when he does some self prostate loving on the beach. It’s a hole lot of sexy.

Best 3D Cumshot
Karl Glusman

This year provocateur Gaspar Noé had theatergoers trading in 3D glasses for goggles with the explosive final scene in Love 3D. The lengthy, up close, and clear… shot… gives an unforgettable three dimensional splooge fest - a true cinema first. We hope that gorgeous star Karl Glusman keeps it cumming in the future.

Best Prosthetics
Jason Schwartzman and Adam Scott

While we do plan on filing a False Advertising Lawsuit against the use of prosthetic peens, we also appreciate the hilarious and unforgettable Adam Scott and Jason Schwartzman poolside dong dance in The Overnight. Whether it’s Adam’s Vienna sausage or Jason’s kielbasa cock, we’d invite either of these two cuties for an overnight.

Best Cock Rock
Lenny Kravitz

In arguably one of the most significant squats of all time, rocker and sex god Lenny Kravitz’s pants ripped open to reveal a thick cock complete with piercing while performing live on stage. The event got social media buzzing, with fellow musician Steven Tyler tweeting “Dude… No underwear and pierced… Fuck me… You never showed me that shit.” Lenny’s response? Simply “#penisgate.”

Best Athlete Exposed on Live TV
LeBron James

Live television has always been a peen slip lovers delight, but no one could have anticipated accidental sausage from the biggest sports star of 2015, LeBron James. In addition to the basketball player’s highly publicized return to the Cleveland Cavaliers, LeBron’s big screen appearance in the Amy Schumer blockbuster Trainwreck cemented his A-list status. Hey LeBron, need a ball handler?

QueerCore Classic Re-Release

Just when you thought gay classic and Mr. Man four star title Hustler White couldn’t get any better, this year it became available in high definition on a remastered Blu-ray. You’ll be mastering your 90’s pop culture knowledge as Madonna’s boy toy and sexy model Tony Ward steals the show when he jerks his erect junk while getting jabbed by a john! What joy!

Best Butthole
Chris Ellis-Stanton

If eyes are the window to the soul, then cheeks are the window to the hole. While the elusive cinematic butthole shot is becoming increasingly common, nothing in 2015 can rival this amazing look at Chris Ellis-Stanton’s man cave in the movie Drink Me. As Chris goes spelunking in another cave (belonging to Emmett Friel) we’re treated to repeated shots of his sexy pleasure portal.

Best Balancing Butt
Joseph Gordon-Levitt

It’s been over 10 years since teen dream turned full grown fox Joseph Gordon-Levitt bared below the belt. In The Walk Levitt follows up his Mysterious Skin (2004) nudity by bringing back the buns in a surprisingly sexy way. Watch as the completely nude hottie balances on top of a skyscraper, giving us some great shots of his moonlit moons. Good thing Joseph has those plump cheeks to cushion his fall!

Best Georgia Peach / Emoji
Darren Munn

Now we know where they got the initial inspiration for the peach emoji! The symbol used to represent butts in the texting world has met its match, as Darren Munn’s perfect buns look like a peach ripe for the licking, we mean picking, in the gay vampire flick Drink Me. As soon as we get an eggplant lookalike, we’ll let you know.

Best Bathtub Exit
Justin Theroux

As we’ve mentioned, there are a handful of trusty shots in movies and television, such as the towel drop, that are almost guaranteed to bring the dudity. With a recurring scene that finds bulging beauty Justin Theroux wriggling out of the tub with slippery slopes on full display. We’ve got to hand it to The Leftovers for throwing down the gauntlet for sexy bathtub exits.

Nude in an Apron
Jason Mantzoukas

Although we usually go by a “less is more” attitude when it comes to our dudes’ duds, the household utility of an apron mixed with some juicy man buns is undeniably sexy. Jason Mantzoukas’ man bazookas look amazing as they hang out of Martha Stewart version of assless chaps, and we hope he follows up this scene in The League with some creative frontal.

Best Twink
Pierre Prieur

With a hot lean bod, delicious smooth chest, and adorable face Pierre Prieur is the twink to beat in 2015. In Bizarre, the youthful actor steps up the sexiness by showing off his amazingly plump ass in multiple scenes and even his nice uncut twinkie as he gets out of the shower!

Best Balls
Yannick Rénier

You’ll have a balls, we mean ball, when you check out Yannick Rénier in Sand Castles. The gorgeous dark-haired stud gives us our money’s worth when his hefty coin purse artfully catches a beam of light, perfectly showcasing 2015’s perfect pair!

Best Streaker
Chris Romano

With a sexy fuzzy bod and ample swinging schlong and sack, choosing Chris Romano for Best Public Nudity was a no brainer. In addition to a surprising make out session with Andy Samberg, HBO’s mockumentary 7 Days in Hell gave us some rare unchoreographed male frontal in all its glory. 7 days? We can barely last 7 minutes!

Best Silver Fox
Ben Daniels

Openly gay Brit Ben Daniels is no stranger to movie nudity, with brief frontal in 2011’s Women in Love. This year, however, his fluffed out whopper of a flopper made a surprising appearance on the aptly named television drama Flesh and Bone. At 51 years old, the silver fox looks hotter than ever and shows no signs of slowing the showing.

Best Muscle Hunk
John Cena

From the young lean studs in Bizarre to very beary hottie Daniel Franzese in Looking, 2015 brought us a smorgasbord of hot nude body types. Beefcake wrestler John Cena’s first flick doubled as his nude debut, and in Amy Schumer comedy Trainwreck you can see his muscly bod and bare buns! Now when are we going to get some Cena peena?

Best Music Video
Adam Levine

Adam Levine is one of the most prolific celebrities around, and with his chart-topping band Maroon 5, never ending television appearances, and a truly gorgeous ass, he’s definitely a triple threat! In his video for This Summer’s Gonna Hurt Like A Motherfucker Adam goes from a crowd teaser to a crowd pleaser by dropping his towel in front of a mirror. Now we just need to get a look at his front side to see if it will, in fact, hurt like a motherfucker.

Best Double Moon
Anders Holm, Adam DeVine

The hot roomies of Workaholics got serious with the dudity in 2015, bringing out some sexy doubled up dumpers during a mooning battle. Seeing these four perfect, plump, pale cheeks lined up in a row has us loving stars Adam DeVine and Anders Holm​ to the moons and back!

Best CockLock
Fisayo Akinade

Hottie Fisayo Akinade holds the keys to our happiness with his cock lock appearances in two different shows, Banana and Cucumber. It’s sexy seeing his produce packaged up, especially with his sizable sack showing! Talk about the key to suck-cess!

Best Towel Drop
Taylor Kitsch

Second only to getting out of bed nude, the towel drop is a classic cinematic device that has brought us so much glorious ass over the years. Friday Night Lights heartthrob Taylor Kitsch bones up on his towel dropping skills when he bares his perfect, plump cheeks on the debut episode of HBO’s True Detective, Season Two.

Best Nude Zipline
Jack Whitehall

Immensely popular British comedian Jack Whitehall shocked us in 2015 by trading giggles for jiggles in The Bad Education Movie. Watch as the blue eyed, bearded cutie careens down a ropes course with his cock on full display in front of some lucky onlookers! More like unzip line.

Best Naked Fight
Chase Duffy

One look at the Canadian drama Sex & Violence’s Mr. Man credits will tell you that these boys love showing frontal, backal, and everything in between. True to its title, 2015’s most memorable scene came from stars Chase Duffy and Callum Dunphy when they followed anal with some fisticuffs. While boy bits on the boob tube are often flashed with strategic directorial precision, these gorgeous men show off their unobstructed flopping cocks and balls in a truly amazing display of male nudity.

Best Stripping Firefighter
Tyson Beckford

When Chocolate City cast delicious model and actor Tyson Beckford in the lead role, we knew we were in for a treat. Little did we know the gorgeous hunk would dare to take on the storied stripping firefighter routine, baring his insane seat meat in a performance that rivals the best in the biz. Now if only Tyson would show off his fire hose!

Best Stunt Cock
Boomer Banks

The comedy Unfinished Business left some unfinished business of its own when the credits neglected to mention the owner of the thick uncut schlong featured in one hilarious scene. Everything made sense when sexy gay porn star Boomer Banks came forward to claim the frontal, easily earning our Best Body Double award.

Best Bush
Jamie Dornan

There’s something so titillating about wondering what’s at the end of a guy’s happy trail, and it’s undeniably sexy when you find out it’s a manly bush. In 50 Shades of Grey, Jamie Dornan’s Christian Grey brought a quick but memorable flash of perfect pubes nestled around a sizable cock root. Looks like Anastasia got herself into a hairy situation.

Best CGI
Chris Hemsworth

Although Chris Hemsworth has yet to have a public peen measuring contest with his hot bros (a website can dream), the magic of CGI helps us envision Thor’s hammer during the end credits of the comedy Vacation. The running gag about his character’s long dong will have you wanting to do some gagging of your own.

Best Bear
Daniel Franzese

We can hardly bear a thick hunk with serious junk, especially when he has a face as cute as Daniel Franzese's. Seeing Daniel go from Mean Girls teen to Looking's more-to-love dream just makes it that much easier to crown him as the year's Best Bear. This may have been the last season of Looking, but we'll be looking at this hot shot for years to cum.

Best Foreign Film

It’s not unusual for foreign films to surpass America in exposed skin, but Eisenstein in Guanajuato shows us that we have a long way to grow. The Mr. Man Hall of Fame flick gives us fap-worthy full frontal from stars Elmer Bäck and hung hottie Luis Alberti. In one hole tingling scene, watch as Luis works his massive uncut member up into an erection and then presses it into Elmer for some anal action!

Best Dadbod
Jon Hamm

Oh daddy! The elusive and insanely sexy dadbod is the magical mixture of mature man meat, chest fuzz, hot bod, and possible patriarchal pooch. In addition to his thigh clinging club, Jon Hamm has the quintessential delicious dadbod, and brought it out in the final season of his hit show Mad Men.

Nude and Tattooed
Nick Cannon

Spike Lee’s Chi-Raq brought comedian and television personality Nick Cannon to the big screen and provided a shocking look at his thrusting throw pillows. The heavily tatted babe ups the hot factor by showing off his edgy ink in addition to a ripped bod. It may no longer say Mariah, but we still have butterflies.

Best Teen Heartthrob Gone Nude
Chad Michael Murray

With roles in Gilmore Girls, Dawson’s Creek, and most famously One Tree Hill, Chad Michael Murray is a bona fide 2000’s teen heartthrob. Over the years we’ve seen Chad grow from Murray to furry, and in this year’s indie drama Other People’s Children the blonde beauty finally had his nude debut when he flashed his ass in two hot scenes.

Best Helicopter
Thomas Middleditch

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s hottie Thomas Middleditch’s airborne boinker! After falling for the funnyman’s hot nerd character in the HBO hit Silicon Valley, we could hardly believe our eyes when he dished out one of 2015’s most memorable nude performances in the comedy Search Party. With his hot lean bod, hairy chest, and sexy blonde hair, we’d accept Thomas’ air shipped package any day.

Best Oscar Nominated Nudity
Eddie Redmayne

Last year’s Oscar winner for Best Actor, Eddie Redmayne, is at it again with a nomination for The Danish Girl. We think a statue of a naked man is the perfect award for Eddie, who has previously doffed duds in four performances. Girl brings the actor’s first frontal action, and even though he goes for the hand codpiece we see his hanging hammer and hammock between his fingers.

Best Leather and Lube
Eric André

Actor and comedian Eric André is no stranger to nudity, frequently posting full frontal shots on social media that always seem to get the Internet buzzing. In the television show Man Seeking Woman, an oily Eric is leathered out in a cheek-baring getup while shaking his moneymakers for a voluptuous vulva!

Lifetime Achievement
Leonardo DiCaprio

The talented and sexy Leonardo DiCaprio has transitioned from teen heartthrob to distinguished dreamboat throughout his impressive career. Thankfully the award-winning star loves to flaunt what he's got under the hood, shedding his clothes to reveal cans and cock in four movies spanning three decades! Congratulations to Leo on his lifetime of amazing nudity!