Mechanic: Resurrection (2016)

Few actors do convincing stunts like Jason Statham, who has earned his place as the most physical (and physically impressive) man in Hollywood. In 1972 Charles Bronson was the big muscled badass playing The Mechanic (1972), before the franchise got rebooted in 2011 with Statham playing the hitman facing off with a mentee (Ben Foster) that turns on him. In Mechanic: Resurrection (2016), Statham's Arthur Bishop has abandoned the assassin life by faking his own death and is living undercover in Brazil. When a woman (Rhatha Phongam) announces that she knows who he really is and her boss wants to hire him, Bishop flees to Thailand. There he meets and falls in love with Gina Thornton (Jessical Alba) only to see her kidnapped by Riah Crain (Sam Hazeldine). To save her, Bishop must kill three men and make their deaths look like accidents: An African warlord (Femi Elufowoju Jr.) he takes out with snake venom, an Aussie human trafficker (Toby Eddington) he sends plummeting to his death by breaking his high-rise swimming pool, and an American arms dealer (Tommy Lee Jones) he ends up recruiting to help him kill Crain and save his girl! As the mechanic that'll have you breaking out the Lube in a Jiffy, Jason is the man for the job and does a good portion of it with his shirt off, showing the most impeccable set of abs we've ever seen. He even shows off his diving skills in a tight bathing suit! Another Resurrection erection comes when Toby Eddington goes for a final dip in his fancy pool before the whole thing gets blown up! What a shame to take a lean hottie like that out of our world! Mr. Man wants to screw both those guys after watching Mechanic: Resurrection!