Néro the Assassin (2025)

Néro the Assassin is a swords and sandals (and witches!) fantasy historical epic that takes us to Southern France in the early 1500s, where the titular Néro (Pio Marmaï) has just been betrayed by his boss, the ruler of their kingdom. Néro is a ruthless mercenary, but he softens when he discovers that he has a daughter who is in the crosshairs of an evil witch. Néro flees with his daughter in hopes of saving his family, as well as the kingdom. Pio Marmaï is a total cutie and finds multiple opportunities to showcase his ass, including during a lengthy nude fight scene. But he's not alone! Both Yann Gael and Louis-Do de Lencquesaing join in on the bun here, making this must-watch television. You can't spell Assassin without multiple asses!