Clem (2010-2022)

Three years after Americans couldn't get enough of Juno (2007), the French fell head over heels for their own knocked up teenybooper with the TV show, Clem (2010). Lucie Lucas is Clementine "Clem" Boissier, an adorable sixteen-year-old girl who is a bit too laissez faire about letting her boyfriend Julien (Mathieu Spinosi) leave the rubbers behind when he's banging her. Sacre Bleu! Of course, soon enough Clem's got a bun in the over, then a baby named Valentin crying, crapping and doing all sorts of annoying baby stuff. But while most shows focus on how hard it is for a teen mom to deal with having a baby while barely more than a baby herself, this one focused on the tensions between her decidedly pissed off mother Caro (Victoria Abril) and Julien's parents Michael (Jean Dell) and Marie-France (Carole Richert). Trapped between these two familial factions, Clem does her best to raise her baby amidst the chaos. You'll be wanting to do some babymaking after checking out the fine French sex machines fornicating on this show. If you're into the nerdy hot types with their giant glasses and tight asses, Vinnie Dargaud will hit the spot when he sneaks out of the house shirtless. Just look at his strapping chest! Thomas Chomel matches him ab for ab with not an ounce of flab when he's in bed with a lady, while Philippe Lellouche adda a more mature element by showing off just a tuff of chest hair. Oh baby, would Mr. Man like to sample that fine, aged French fella! Agustin Galiana ups the ante in a pair of man panties when he goes for a pool swim in a tiny bathing suit, but only one man was willing to flash real ass. That's Loup-Denis Elion, who takes it off when he's both doing a sexy dance in his underwear, then shows his buns when a woman wants him to stop teasing and start pleasing. That'll have you getting a tissue pregnant. Hot dudes? There were plenty of them on Clem!