March yourselves over to the internet and get those subscriptions up to date because there’s tons of nudity now streaming on your favorite platforms! Here’s the breakdown of everything nude and noteworthy that’s been added this week:

The Consultant

Amazon Prime’s original series starring Christoph Waltz has been released, and thanks to Micheal Charles Vaccaro’s episode one strip down and sponge bath, you’ll be releasing something of your own!

Now Streaming: The Consultant, Triptych, A Million Little Pieces, and More! 3.1.23

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Power Book II: Ghost Season One

The first season of the spinoff series is now available on Amazon , and it’s full of bountiful booooooty! Even rapper and Wu-Tang Clan member Method Man gets in the act!

Now Streaming: The Consultant, Triptych, A Million Little Pieces, and More! 3.1.23

Now Streaming: The Consultant, Triptych, A Million Little Pieces, and More! 3.1.23

Now Streaming: The Consultant, Triptych, A Million Little Pieces, and More! 3.1.23

Now Streaming: The Consultant, Triptych, A Million Little Pieces, and More! 3.1.23

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Kingpin

The Farrelly Brothers may inexplicably be Oscar winners now, but they used to be known for their raunchy comedies, including this bowling-centric tale featuring Woody Harrelson, Randy Quaid, and a wall of butts that you can now stream on Amazon.

Now Streaming: The Consultant, Triptych, A Million Little Pieces, and More! 3.1.23

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The Last Temptation of Christ

Also on Amazon is the controversial Scorsese film starring Willem Dafoe as a stripped down Jesus who bares his buns and almost shows off his Holy Grail.

Now Streaming: The Consultant, Triptych, A Million Little Pieces, and More! 3.1.23

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Elizabeth

You can now stream this historical drama on Amazon in order to peep Chris Eccleston’s bum as he and Cate Blanchett have a royal rumble in the sack.

Now Streaming: The Consultant, Triptych, A Million Little Pieces, and More! 3.1.23

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Darkroom

This 2019 German drama is now ready to be viewed on Amazon, and luckily the lights are on when Pierre Emö lies naked on a bathroom floor so we can get a nice look at his butt cheeks and ballsack.

Now Streaming: The Consultant, Triptych, A Million Little Pieces, and More! 3.1.23

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Jason’s Lyric

Amazon’s got this 1994 tale of night-and-day siblings, where seeing Allen Payne’s ass is an absolute pleasure!

Now Streaming: The Consultant, Triptych, A Million Little Pieces, and More! 3.1.23

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The Presidio

Fresh off the comedy cult classic Summer School, Mark Harmon butts heads with Sean Connery while bumping uglies with his daughter played by Meg Ryan, and displays his cute dumper in the process! Stream it now on Amazon!

Now Streaming: The Consultant, Triptych, A Million Little Pieces, and More! 3.1.23

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Triptych

Netflix launched a new series from Mexico starring Maite Perroni as three identical sisters separated at birth who stumble upon each other after one is almost killed and another is investigating her attack. The third is a pole-dancer at a club who has a threesome with Axel Alcántara, while the investigator is having an affair with David Chocarro, and both bare their back sides.

Now Streaming: The Consultant, Triptych, A Million Little Pieces, and More! 3.1.23

Now Streaming: The Consultant, Triptych, A Million Little Pieces, and More! 3.1.23

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The Hangover films

All three of Todd Phillips’ Hangover films are now on Netflix, with the first two being famous for Ken Jeong’s naked antics. Sin City? More like Skin City!

Now Streaming: The Consultant, Triptych, A Million Little Pieces, and More! 3.1.23

Now Streaming: The Consultant, Triptych, A Million Little Pieces, and More! 3.1.23

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Burlesque

The world of Burlesque might be known for its sexy stripping ladies, but it’s Cam Gigandet who steal the show with his sweet seat in this 2010 film now on Netflix.

Now Streaming: The Consultant, Triptych, A Million Little Pieces, and More! 3.1.23

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Magic Mike XXL

This skinsational sequel is also on Netflix, and while Channing Tatum plays the titular magic man, it’s Joe Manganiello who had us wanting to bump and grind when he showed huis patootie by the pool.

Now Streaming: The Consultant, Triptych, A Million Little Pieces, and More! 3.1.23

Now Streaming: The Consultant, Triptych, A Million Little Pieces, and More! 3.1.23

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InnerSpace

It’s two Quaid brothers in one blog post since this 1987 sci-fi comedy about a pilot who gets shrunk and accidentally injected into Martin Short is now on HBO Max. Dennis Quaid can get into our inner space anytime after this memorable towel drop.

Now Streaming: The Consultant, Triptych, A Million Little Pieces, and More! 3.1.23

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Knocked Up

HBO Max also has the Judd Apatow comedy where a schlubby Seth Rogen somehowmanages to bang hottie Katherine Heigl. It probably has something to do with his meaty moneymaker. We also get bonus nudity from Jason Segel when a California earthquake forces everybody out into the street in the middle of the night.

Now Streaming: The Consultant, Triptych, A Million Little Pieces, and More! 3.1.23

Now Streaming: The Consultant, Triptych, A Million Little Pieces, and More! 3.1.23

Now Streaming: The Consultant, Triptych, A Million Little Pieces, and More! 3.1.23

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The Jacket

If you like your ass on the Oscar-winning side, HBO Max now has 2005’s The Jacket, featuring a lengthy live scene with a nude Adrien Brody.

Now Streaming: The Consultant, Triptych, A Million Little Pieces, and More! 3.1.23

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The Shape of Water

Hulu has added The Shape of Water to its list of available films. If you were a fan of his portrayal of country singer George Jones, you can see Michael Shannon’s full moon during a sex scene in this award-winning film.

Now Streaming: The Consultant, Triptych, A Million Little Pieces, and More! 3.1.23

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Love Basketball

Also on Hulu is the sports drama from 2000 where Omar Epps loses a game of strip hoopsand has to drop trou. We’d actually call that a win!

Now Streaming: The Consultant, Triptych, A Million Little Pieces, and More! 3.1.23

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How Stella Got Her Groove Back

Before she was sweeping up awards for Wakanda Forever, Angela Bassett was getting her groove back by bedding a hunky young Taye Diggs. Watch it on Hulu and you’ll need a shower after that shower scene!

Now Streaming: The Consultant, Triptych, A Million Little Pieces, and More! 3.1.23

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A Million Little Pieces

Lastly, this 2019 drama based on James Frey’s headline-making book not only starts out with Aaron Taylor-Johnson’s johnson, but shows it again in a scene with an equally nude Giovanni Ribisi.

Now Streaming: The Consultant, Triptych, A Million Little Pieces, and More! 3.1.23

Now Streaming: The Consultant, Triptych, A Million Little Pieces, and More! 3.1.23