Nude (2018)

Question: What do you get when you combine crime, comedy, drama and nudity? Answer: Olivier Fox’s French TV show Nu (2018-2022), also known as Naked and Nude. Not to be confused with the American documentary Nude (2017), this small screen series is set in the year 2026. That’s when police investigator Frank Fish (Satya Dusaugey) wakes up from an eight-year coma to discover everyone now goes about their business in the buff. Sounds like paradise to Mr. Man! Indeed, we couldn’t be happier to see Satya’s penis pop up (so to speak) in several episodes. If that’s not arousing enough, he regularly reveals his chest, back-sac and rump. Throughout the 10-part season, we also get to view the bare bods on guys of various shapes and sizes. Check out the full frontal variety on a wide Serge (Vincent Solignac) and a thick Doc Gonzales (Alain Bouzigues) in episodes 1 and 4. In fact, these skintastic actors also flash their fannies. Not to be outdone, Kamel (Alexandre Philip) adds his abs, ass and shaft to the mix in episode 2. By episode 3, we’re treated to views of Pujol’s (Sebastian Barrio) peen and the Manatomy Award-winning balls on Jean Lanvin (Thomas Séraphine). Did we mention the latter man also shows off his pecs, pubes and caboose? With the tagline “no clothes, no secrets,” you know they’ll be plenty of skin! In other words, you’ll be reaching for your sex pistol as the criminally sexy cast vies for your erection, erh attention. Merci beaucoup!