Pilgrimage (2017)

The monks are all hunks in Brendan Muldowney's medieval action flick Pilgrimage (2017). It's 1209 AD, and French monk Frere Geraldus (Stanley Weber) heads to Ireland so he can tell the monks living in the middle of nowhere that they have to deliver their prized relic to Rome. Why doesn't he just do it himself? Ireland is an incredibly dangerous place, full of war, famine, desperation and disease. Containing the stones that killed some Saint back in the day, rumor has it the relic has supernatural powers, and the Pope thinks he can use it to win The Fourth Crusade. Supposedly, just like the ring in Lord of the Rings, the relic will corrupt anyone who isn't pure of heart, so the monks all know they have to carry it across Ireland, even though the nation is in the midst of war. The strong silent one, "the mute" (Jon Bernthal), the young and naive one Brother Diarmuid (Tom Holland), and a few other fellas all set off for The Vatican. But with Gaelic Warriors, Highwaymen, and all sorts of other scoundrels looking to steal the relic for themselves, these men of God are in for a wild ride. Will they get the relic to the pope, or will it fall into the wrong hands? Teaming Spiderman with The Punisher, this faith filled film features precisely zero dialogue from Jon Bernthal. Mr. Man couldn't get a word out either after seeing his breathtaking body! We would gladly make a Pilgrimage to see a macho hunk like Jon Bernthal strip off his shirt. This Irish hottie shows his sexy, toned bod as he walks around with his sword! We'd love to see his pants sword someday! He's absurdly hot, what more can we say? With that scene alone, Pilgrimage is better than any little blue pill!