Restoration (1995)

The 17th century period film Restoration (1995) stars Robert Downey Jr. as Robert Merivel, a talented young med student who is called away from his studies by a morose King Charles II (Sam Neill). See, the King's dog Lulu is dying from an unknown illness. In his first act as a member of The Kings court Merivel saves the life of the beloved spaniel, which wins him the favor of the King and the ire of Merivel's Quaker buddy John Pearce (David Thewlis), who constantly reminds him he was supposed to be saving people, not taking care of pampered pooches. A trusted member of Charles' inner circle, Merivel is asked to wed one of King Charles’ many mistresses named Celia (Polly Walker) in order to assuage suspicion, but with the distinct order not to fall in love or have sex with, his new fake wife. Well... you can see where this is going. Merivel gets frisky and ends up banished, only to head back to the country with his Quaker buddy and start fighting The Plague. Eventually, Pearce will die and Merivel will take his name out of respect, only for King Charles II to suspect Celia has The Plague. He'll bring in the man he thinks is John Pearce to cure her, which brings Merivel back to the palace. Will he cure her and leave or try to seal the deal with Celia one last time? Mr. Man is always down to watch a movie where Robert Downey Jr. takes his pants off, so even if critics thought this one was a bit too convoluted, he was excited for booty. Before he was Iron Man, RDJ was flashing ass while banging some curly haired babe, and while running around the palace in a feather codpiece. Apparently, there's some weird tradition where on your wedding night you get chased around by a bunch of dudes, butt naked, except for a codpiece and a wild wig. We should restore that crazy stag party tradition if it means we get to see more men's buns!