Catherine the Great (1996)

In 1996 there was no one hotter in Hollywood than Catherine Zeta-Jones, and one of the projects that helped solidify her as the untouchable force she became was the HBO miniseries Catherine the Great (1996). Catherine herself was pretty great in her portrayal of German born Catherine II (Catherine Zeta-Jones). The miniseries kicks off as she marries the immature Russian Tsar Peter II (Hannes Jaenicke). The problem is that Peter has some issue with his pecker, so after seven years the two still haven't consummated the marriage. Catherine II needs that Peter goo! Since a baby would really solidify their marriage, Empress Elizabeth (Jeanne Moreau) decides that she'll help get things going by introducing Catherine to military man Captain Saltykov (Craig McLachlan) so that Catherine will come to love getting dicked down. It kind of works, though eventually she'll fall for soldier Grisha Potemkin (Paul McGann), take the throne for herself, fight off a revolution led by Pugachev (John Rhys-Davies), pound the Ottoman Empire into submission, and all sorts of other stuff before she dies of a stroke. Watch for a young Christoph Waltz to pop up decades before he'd become a star in the USA, but if you're looking for a dude to stroke it to, that would be Craig McLachlan. Craig plays the hot military man sent to seduce Catherine by introducing her to cock, but we only get to see the tight ass he's working with. He carries Catherine to bed, totally nude, and introduces her to sex in the most romantic way. Teach us too, Craig! We yearn to learn! But if you want to see a dude totally nude, get a load of when Hannes Jaenicke hops on top of a curly-haired blonde babe and does some wild thrusting! It's not quite a horse cock, but we're sure it's enough to satisfy Cat's kitty! That's some great stuff, and even better stuffing, in Catherine the Great!