With the third (and maybe final) season of Ted Lasso winding down and the recent trailer release of Taika Waititi’s new movie Next Goal Wins starring Michael Fassbender, it seems like the perfect time gather up nude pics of our favorite on screen coaches! There are several sporty studs who we’d let tell us what to do any day. Forget blowing their whistle, we’d rather see them blow their load!
Sexy Jason Sudeikis and Brett Goldstein’s Hairy Ass
Sadly, titular mustachioed maverick Jason Sudeikis hasn’t gone nude, save for a some shirtless cinematic action and a glimpse of those cum gutters in 2015’s Sleeping With Other People, but at least we have gotten some Brett Goldstein booty before. Lasso’s player-turned-coach Roy Kent showed his caboose in a season two episode of the UK comedy Drifters.
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Michael Fassbender’s Cock in Shame
And no one does nudity quite like the star of 2011’s sex addiction story Shame. Michael came out swingin’ - literally - with a great look at that swingin’ cock of his within the first five minutes.
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So what other naked hotties have us saying “Put me in, Coach?”
Emilio Estevez Nude in Young Guns II
Before he took on the rag tag hockey team The Mighty Ducks, Emilio’s brandished his young buns in the Young Guns sequel and made us want to spend time in the penalty box with him.
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Paul Newman’s Naked Butt in Cool Hand Luke
Another hockey coach, the Hollywood Golden Age actor led the goons of the Charleston Chiefs in Slap Shot. But we wouldn’t put up a fight when it comes to Paul’s perfect patootie in this Oscar winning film.
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Tom Hanks Nude in Charlie Wilson’s War
The man who famously said “There’s no crying in baseball” made something south of our faces wet with his bare ass scene in this 2007 dramedy. Tom’s tush is in a league of it’s own!
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Denzel Washington Nude in Mississippi Masala
He may have played football coach Herman Boone in Remember The Titans, but we remember his tight end getting out of bed in this romantic drama from 1991.
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Greg Kinnear’s Sweet Can in Phil
After playing Philadelphia Eagles coach Dick Vermeil in Invincible, Greg proved he was still booty-licious in this 2019 film.
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Matthew McConaughey Skinny Dips in Serenity
Also in 2019 was this mystery thriller which has Matthew going for a sexy swim with his seat meat in full view, thirteen year after he played a football coach in We Are Marshall. We are turned on!
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Jonathan Rhys-Meyer Full Frontal in Tangled
The Bend It Like Beckham coach gave audiences the D in this 2001 drama. We hear in soccer, a good D leads to a spectacular finish.
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Kurt Russell’s Moneymaker in Tango Cash
Both Kurt and co-star Sylvester Stallone stripped down for the 1989 action comedy, but it was Kurt who led the US Olympic hockey team to victory in Miracle. We’re still hoping that one day he’ll take one for the team and show us his big stick!
