Simon Burzynski is our kind of man. Not only is he beefy, hot, and sexy, he’s not afraid to give us the goods. In the gay-friendly romantic drama Redwoods (2009), Simon showed his balls and peen as he soaked in a hot tube. Wow! It seems as though Simon has a penchant for horror flicks. The handsome actor kept his clothes on but he looked just as amazing in the scary features Horror 102: Endgame (2004), Day of the Dead 2: Contagium (2005), and Creepshow III (2006). Simon can scare our pants off anytime!