Simon Killer (2012)

With a title like Simon Killer (2012), Mr. Man expects to see some dead-sexy nudity. And thanks to the pen and direction of António Campos, this indie flick delivers some skin. In other words, what the no-budget pic lacks in funds, it makes up for in flesh. As the character study begins, we meet Simon (played by Brady Corbet who co-wrote the screenplay). Since he’s just graduated from college and has been dumped by his longtime girlfriend, the young American decides to bum around Paris. But instead of taking in the sites, he spends his time watching computer porn. As such, the loner with a boner strikes up a relationship with a French woman named Marianne (Constance Rousseau) who he meets on the metro. Simon also gets involved with a Middle Eastern prostitute called Victoria (Mati Diop). As their partnership deepens, he convinces her to blackmail her married clients to gain some extra cash. As you might expect, she does what Simon says. Alas, he’s a sociopath. But even though this dude is rude, doesn’t mean he can’t look good when in the nude. For proof, check out Mr. Corbet’s fit frame at the 56-minute mark. The sexy scene showcases the actor’s muscular guns, bare back and six-pack when he’s in bed with a woman. If that’s not erotic enough, she turns the tables on him and puts a thumb up his derrière. Ooh la la! Even though the naked hunk doesn’t expose his junk, Simon sure is killer in the buff!