Spartacus (2010-2012)

Do you like gladiator TV shows, Joey? The Starz series Spartacus: Blood and Sand kicked off in 2010 starring Andy Whitfield as the eponymous hero who led a famous slave revolt in ancient Rome. But when he was sidelined with cancer after the first season had finished airing, the sequel season Spartacus: Vengeance had Liam McIntyre replacing him in the lead role. "I am Spartacus. No, I am Spartacus" indeed. From 2010 to 2012 viewers watched as Spartacus led his slave revolt, then turned the slaves into an army, and finally faced off with the brutal Roman General Marcus Crassus (Simon Merrells). But what about the asses? For all three seasons, the cast was an emperor’s feast of handsome dudes, like John Hannah, Manu Bennett, Andy Whitfield, Eka Darville, and Antonio Te Maioha. As the unfortunately straight Roman legatus Gaius Claudius Glaber, Craig Parker bares his butt in season one when he bones his lucky lady, while the late, great, Andy Whitfield goes full frontal for a racy ritual where he and a lucky lady do it with weird masks on! You'll watch that scene with eyes wide open! Mike Edward joins the party too when he shows a prosthetic penis, Jai Courtney bares his beautiful buns railing a girl while behind bars, and Manu Bennett shows balls and butt during a hot sex scene. That'll have a man spewing some man-goo! Ande Cunningham and Daniel Feuerriegel, all disrobe and showcase their derrieres, while Antonio Te Maioha and Eka Darville share a sexy gay kiss to round everything out. We'd gladly spend a night with any of those gladiators. Oh, no, we wouldn't be fighting. Instead, we'd plant a kiss on all the dudes in Spartacus!