Stuart Townsend Nude

The son of an Irish model and a PGA Tour golfer who represented Great Britain in the Ryder Cup, Stuart Townsend is a Heaven sent Irish actor, hot enough to have dated Charlize Theron for seven years. Bet he's packing a Monster (2003) below the belt! Stuart studied at the Gaiety School of Acting in Dublin, then hit the Irish stage before making his big screen debut in the small time crook drama Trojan Eddie (1996). Just three years later, Stu made his nude debut in Mauvaise passe (1999). Also known as The Escort, it's the story of a London gigolo who teaches a French writer the tricks of turning tricks. At one point in the movie, Stuart interrupts a fellow manwhore in the midst of getting it on with a lady John, strolling past their bodies naked, which lets us see his tight ass from behind. Stuart moved on to play Lestat in the Anne Rice vampire adaptation Queen of the Damned (2002). Lestat was famously portrayed by Tom Cruise in Interview With the Vampire (1994), but Stuart proved he was just as hot as Maverick by bathing in a bathtub full of rose petals. There's no dick, but we do get a great shot of his abs, that had us needing a rose petal filled cold shower! While he's likely best known for playing Dorian Gray in the critically derided adaptation of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003), the picture we can't get out of our heads is his work alongside Charlize Theron in Head In The Clouds (2004), Possibly his sexiest film to date, the talented Townsend gets so steamy with on and off-screen lover, Charlize Theron that even Penelope Cruz has to watch. And you should too, because when it comes to Mr. Townsend, you’re a fool if you don’t want to befriend his rear end. Stuart moved to the small screen by playing the Boston based plague doctor, Dr. Samuel Wainwrights, who we watched spread their legs and treat the ladies right on Salem. Put down the broomstick and go for a ride on the doc's dick. It's more fun, and will save you some trouble in the long run! He most recently wen shirtless in A Stranger in Paradise (2013), but has most recently been hitting he Hallmark Christmas movie scene by teaming with Lacey Chabert in Christmas at Castle Hart (2021). Nobody plays the small town guy we're dying to shack up with like Stuart Townsend!