Submergence (2018)

After making Paris, Texas (1984) and Wings of Desire (1987), German auteur Wim Wenders whipped out his sexy pic Submergence (2018). Based on J. M. Ledgard’s same-named novel, the romantic thriller tells the tale of British Agent James More (James McAvoy) and a bio-mathematician named Danielle “Danny” Flinders (Alicia Vikander). The two meet and fall for one another while staying at a seaside hotel on the Normandy coast. As such, we get to see Mr. McAvoy’s McAbs when he beds his leading lady on screen. After the lovers part, More is kidnapped by Somali terrorists. Meanwhile, Ms. Flinders finds occupational hazards of her own. As she struggles beneath the sea, More uses the ocean to escape. Even though both are fighting for dear life, they can’t get each other out of their minds. Mr. Man can’t get the images of a naked James out of his head either. In one scene, the skintastic actor scrubs up his chiseled chest in an outdoor shower. All it takes is just one look at his awesome abs and you’ll be the one reaching for a towel! If that’s not hot enough, the hottie slips a dick out from his swimming trunks. Let’s hear it for wardrobe malfunctions! Despite the fact that James exposes his shaft, this motion picture was both a critical miss and a box office flop. Nevertheless, it raised a lot of interest in our spank banks. Suffice it to say, we can’t wait to grab our remotes and submerse ourselves into Submergence!