Swiss Army Man (2016)

Get ready to Swiss Army Manhandle yourself to the sexy scenes in Swiss Army Man (2016)! Before Daniel Scheinert and Daniel Kwan AKA "The Daniels" were winning Oscars for Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022), they were music video directors proving their worth with their bizarre feature film debut about a marooned and lonely man finding solace in his conversations with a farting cadaver. For real. In the bizarre work of art centered around postmortem farts, Hank (Paul Dano) has lost all hope after being marooned on an island and plans to off himself after exhausting all resources to be saved. In a lucky twist of fate, Hank spots a corpse (a dead sexy Daniel Radcliffe) that happens to be very gassy. Harnessing the power of this gassy corpse, Hank propels himself back to the mainland. Eventually the corpse starts talking and calling itself Manny, and the weird pairing begin debating the meaning of life and love. Eventually Manny convinces Hank that he should talk to the woman he's madly in love with, Sarah (Mary Elizabeth Winstead), but viewers come to find out she's married with a kid, and Hank's not all that deep in the forest so much as sort of creeping around her backyard. It's a weird, weird movie, but if you can ignore all that gas coming out if his ass, there are some great looks at Daniel’s plump, fuzzy rump! Sadly, because of the nature of the special effects, Daniel was fitted with a prosthetic butt for the water scenes, but you can take some comfort in the fact that the mold was made off his actual ass. At another point in the movie, Paul Dano and Daniel work on their kissing skills, with only each other to practice on. Mr. Man's favorite thing to use a keister for never comes up, since this one stops at the kissing. Still, he can imagine all the ways he'd like to use Daniel Radcliffe's body! Swiss Army Man is truly all about the power of a good can!