Tatort (1970-2018)

First broadcast in 1970, Tatort is Germany’s longest running police procedural drama. Think Law & Order minus the annoying noise that seems to cut between all the scenes. The hottest cop show in history, and we refuse to entertain a retort, the show is incredibly unique in structure. Essentially, about ten different TV channels make their own episode taking place in a new city and using different actors, then throw them into a giant pool of episodes that are distributed on all of them. That makes each ninety-minute episode more like a mini-movie with its own unique set of cops and crooks than a normal TV show. It also has tons of nudity! With so many seasons and episodes, you’re going to need a scorecard to keep with all the detectives that have graced the show. Some have gone on to bigger and better things, like Inglorious Basterds (2009) star Til Schweiger who flashed his ass while lying face down in bed, and Moritz Grove, who'd end up in The Reader (2008) after going full frontal in the shower on this show. He doesn't show as much skin as them, but before he was the iconic Faceless Man Jaqen H'ghar on Game of Thrones, Thomas Wlaschiha was showing booty while doing a lady doggy style. That's one great ass on that assassin! The woman has a name, but we don't care to learn it! Neither of them ended up huge stars like that, but Mark Waschke and Felix Betzin have starred in Mr. Man's dreams since watching the two of them make out. Jurgen Vogel had us jurgen off when he showed his schlong in the shower. It's not a competition, but Benjamin Sadler's is bigger! Be careful hopping in the saddle with him, fellas. Throw in the peckers of Ben Becker and Dariusz Michalczewski as the two shower together while having a weird German conversation that name drops both Mike Tyson and Michael Jackson, and you won't be able to get enough of the tasty tarts in Tatort!