The Escort (2015)

With a name like Will Slocombe, it’s no surprise he directed a film called The Escort (2015). Not to be confused with the thriller The Escort Wife (2022), this romantic dramedy stars Michael Doneger (who co-wrote and co-produced the movie). The multitalented dude plays Mitch Cooper, a young journalist with a sex addiction. His time is consumed with random hook-ups through dating apps. Since it’s said people should turn their passions into a career, Mitch searches for a sexy story to cover so he can make it big in publishing. As such, he convinces an educated prostitute named Natalie (Lyndsy Fonseca) to let him shadow her life. The unlikely pairing lets the two bond over their carnal interests. We don’t want to spoil the rest of the plot. You’ll have to watch to see if they end up together or not. But a big hint comes when Mr. Doneger literally loses his top an hour into the flick. As he makes out with a chick, the handsome hunk bares his muscular back and fuzzy chest. Granted, you’d think a pic about a sex addict would flash more flesh, but we’ll take what we can get. The indie production also features Bruce Campbell, Iqbal Theba, Juan Carlos Cantu, Rachel Resheff, Rumer Willis, Sonya Walger, Steven Ogg, Tommy Dewey, and Dan Bakkedahl’s dad bod. As Rick, the shirtless actor shows off his d…iaper while dressed as a baby. Add in shots of dapper Doneger and you’ll need to escort yourself to a cold shower!