The Watermen (2011)

The Watermen is a Hostel -esque early 2010s movie that was all set to be lost to the hands of time, before we got our hands on it! It's about a group of sexy, wealthy twenty-something-year-olds who set sail on a luxury yacht. Their fun is cut short by an electrical fire, but the group thinks their luck has turned around when a fishing trawler comes to their rescue. Spoiler - it's not a rescue, it's a kidnapping! The fishermen drug the twenty-somethings and bring them to a remote island, where they hold people hostage until grinding up their bodies for fishing bait. Hey, there's a reason you haven't heard of The Watermen! However, be thankful that it's on our radar, as nudity enthusiast Jason Mewes whips out his actual balls while video chatting with his bud! This movie is a ball. Or two.