The Year I Lost My Mind (2017)

Sometimes it takes a legitimate breaking and entering for you to find the love of your life...  Or maybe you could do what everyone else does and just ask that person out for a drink or coffee, but then it wouldn't be The Year I Lost My Mind (2017).  This tight thriller out of Germany follows the young and wildly lonely, maybe even slightly deranged Tom (Alexander Tsypilev), who is heading down the path of career criminal, doing small time larceny and B&E's all over his neighborhood, all while sporting a mask from his growing and creepy collection of animal masks.  When he sneaks into the apartment of Lars (Julien Lickert), who is sleeping in bed the whole time, he becomes enamored with the handsome stranger.  So, he decides to make a habit of breaking into Lars' apartment while he's napping and then creepily hovering his hands over Lars' chiseled body, even going as far as trying to kiss the sleeping man.  He becomes a legitimate stalker, following him around, watching him have sex with multiple men, follows him into a sex club, tries to initiate an anonymous threesome.  Lars finally catches him being creepy, then chases him into the woods where they have a sort of greco-roman wrestling match that turns into a them stripping off their clothes for a passionate quickie in the woods.  Like we said, sometimes it takes a B&E for Mr. Right to be hovering his creepy hands over your abs in bed without you knowing.  We think these crazy kids are going to make it, especially after seeing full frontal wooded fuck for both Alexander Tsypilev and Julien Lickert!  We also get a solid look at one of Lars' bedfellows with Toni Kadrija breaking out a close-up on those buns, post coitus.