Thomas Ballatore Nude

While Tacoma, Washington might be known for its ill-designed Tacoma Narrows Bridge, Mr. Man knows the beautiful locale for being the birthplace of one-time actor Thomas Ballatore. Who? You know, Thomas Ballatore, the dude who showed his ass in an awkward, penis-investigating shower scene in the horror comedy flick Once Bitten (1985). More of a comedian than an actor, Thomas first popped up on the screen in the wild slasher flick about a javelin thrower murdering sexy teen athletes Fatal Games (1984). Thomas moved on to Once Bitten, a hilarious milfy vampire flick that launched the career of Thomas' fellow funny man, Jim Carrey. If he was given his fair shake, Thomas would've been the one to hit it big, since he was the movie's hotty. At one point, we get to see him, Jim, and Skip Lackey hit the showers together. Between the sudsing, they start checking out each other's units, but we only get to see Thomas' rump when they head for the exit. Still, thanks to that ass, Once Bitten had us smitten with Mr. Ballatore! After his fantastic fanny-teasing scene, Thomas made non-nude appearances in Party at Sam’s (1996), and Detonator (1998), before writing and appearing in the short film about a vengeful little kid, Timmy's Wish, in 2002. Our jimmy wishes he did movies! Hopefully Thomas doesn't look back at his acting career and wonder what could have been, every time Jim Carrey releases another monster hit. If he has any regrets, here at Skin Central we hope it's that Thomas Ballatore regrets showing us his buns, but neglecting to give us a full tour of his balls and cock!