We expect quite a lot from "swords and sandals" Hollywood productions, as projects like Alexander and, Lord help up, Spartacus, set a very high bar. Superstar director Roland Emmerich is behind the 2024 series Those About To Die, which was released the summer before Gladiator II hit theaters in the fall of 2024. Ancient Rome is all the rage, but we think that Those About To Die could have done this gay ass time period better. Especially since Roland Emmerich is gay! Of the seven actors that show skin here, only one man gets naked, and only one has gay sex. The twist? It's the same guy. Thank the Gods for Alessandro Bedetti, who shows his ass while getting some anal during a classic Ancient Rome orgy scene. Those About To Die? More like Those About To Cum!