Phileine Says Sorry (2003)

A histrionic Dutch gal named Phileine (Kim van Kooten) traipses across the globe to follow her crush Max (Michiel Huisman) to the Big Apple in the romantic comedy Phileine Says Sorry (2003), also known as Phileine zegt sorry. With tulips swapped for skyscrapers, the young woman quickly finds herself in a series of bizarre situations as she tries to win over the object of her desire. Along the way, we encounter Christiaan (Mads Wittermans), Fleur (Liesbeth Kamerling), Gulpje (Hadewych Minis), Jules (Roeland Fernhout), Lala (Tara Elders), and LT (Kenan Raven). The latter hottie steams up the screen when he flashes his abs, sack, shaft and buns. In other words, this skinternational flick will inspire Yanks in the United States to add Kenan’s foreign assets to their spank banks! Meanwhile, Max makes headway on his budding theater career. Yet it seems as though the titular babe has a real problem with his newest production. That’s because it means he must bang his sexy co-star Joanna (Leona Philippo) on stage. Viva la theatre! We can’t figure out why Phileine is so uptight. She just needs to sit back, relax and watch the emerging actor get into character and get out of his clothes. In fact, you may be doing the same (and more) when you get a gander at Mr. Huisman in the nude. In addition to showing off his naked chest, the skintastic stud bares his butt as well as his erect peen! Phileine may say she’s sorry, but we say, “thanks, Michiel!”