Happy Taint Patrick's Day! Or is it Saint Fap-trick's Day? However you're celebrating, get the festivities started with a look at the Top Ten Sexiest Irish Actors... Naked! The peen experts at Mr. Man have noticed that Irish boyshave a habit of whipping out their toys, and we've got the dongs, dumpers, and danglers on today's blog post. Hey guys, Irish... you were in my pants!
10) James Nesbitt in Outcast (2010)
The Hobbit actor was born in Ballymena, Country Antrim.
9) Pdraic Delaney in The Tudors
We'd like to take a second and thank The Tudors for bringing so many hot nude dudes.Born in Adamstown, County Wexford.
8) Stuart Townsend in Head in the Clouds (2004)
Just look at that amazing hairy ass! Born in Howth, County Dublin.
7) Cillian Murphy in 28 Days Later... (2002)
The sexy Golden Globe-nominated actor was born in Douglas, County Cork.
6) Daniel Day-Lewis in Stars and Bars (1988)
Althoughborn in London, Lewishas dual citizenship in Britain and Ireland, and currently resides in Annamoe, County Wicklow. Like we would ever leave him off this list.
5) Aiden Gillen in Queer as Folk
Aiden appeared in arguably one of the hottest male nude scenes everwhen he longingly licked Charlie Hunnam's ass in Queer as Folk. Here's a pic from a different scene,because cock. Born in Drumcondra, Dublin.
4) Liam Neeson in Under Suspicion (1991)
I'm Taken... by that huge schlong!Born in Ballymena, Country Antrim.
3) Jonathan Rhys-Meyers in Tangled (2001)
This devilishly good looking man has gone nude in eightprojects. Born in Drimnagh, Dublin.
2) Michael Fassbender in Shame (2011)
Will we ever get tired of seeing Michael's monster member? Hell no! His mother is Irish,and although born inGermany, Michael moved to Ireland with his family whenhe was two years old.
1) Colin Farrell in Triage (2008)
With an accent that can make clothes disappear in an instant, a thick cock, great head of hair, and insane bod, thef*ck luck of the Irish is alive and well with this one! Born in Castleknock, Dublin.
